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Author: man_about_town Subject: Funny quotes and sayings funny
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Funny quotes and sayings funny

 Comical quotes can be one of the best ways to have entertaining and smile. When you're tired of something, when you have troubles or just looking for entertaining, these funny quotes bring a big smile on your expression every time when you read them. Because life without smile is like a chocolate without cocoa.
Furthermore, the funny quotes and sayings can be a very good and the cheapest answer to get rid of the anxiety and worries. There are so many kind of funny quotes, for any subject on world, from famous people or from unknown persons. Full of comedy, all these funny quotes can teach you to enjoy life and smile every day.
If you want to see some of funny jokes here is below:
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.

So a man jumps into a taxi and says "King Arthur's close" and the taxi driver says, "don't worry we'll lose him at the next lights".

My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.

In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory.

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Humore turns the chicks on!

 I've heard it a thousand times: women love the guy with a sense of humor. There must be some special homones that happen when a woman laughs, because it just seems to affect them like a aphrodisiac.

My ex wife was probably the only exception to this rule. She never really laughed that I can remember. Or maybe I just sucked at being funny. But other people liked my humor, other women.

Make a woman laugh and you've got an opening for conversation. It removes fear in them. And it turns on the faucet of sexuality. Make a woman laugh and you've got an opening for more sensual things.

At least, that's what I keep telling myself.

There is always hope.
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Laughter is the best medicine

 Women love guys with a sense of humor. I think laughter releases endorphines or something and has orgasm-like qualities.

I read an article about a man who was dying of cancer. He had family bring all the great comedy movies, shows, stand-up routines, and he watched them all day everyday for about a month. At the end of the month his cancer was gone, and he swore that laughter was what cured him. Makes you think, it does me.

Quickest way into a woman undies is through humor. Make them laugh. wink...wink...
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